25Jul 26
Duckie presents Geezers.
Time: 21:00 - 02:00
Date: 25 Jul 2026
Location:
The Trades Club, Holme Street, Hebden Bridge, HX7 8EE
Cost: £20.00 (plus booking fee)
Age: 18+
TicketsThere’s Nothing Toxic About Us
Duckie bowl into the Happy Valley with a gait like Liam Gallagher - giving it the big ‘un - for a rock’n’roll knees up and performance platform for lads and laddettes, trans-masc daddies, blokes, lager loving cavemen and lesbians who like football.
We are Big Strong Men celebrating our identities. We can be sensitive, just not tonight, Josephine
Ring-Mastered & Refer-Reed by Mr iPM and his mate Azara
Starring Midgitte Bardot, Liv Ello, Ebony Rose, The Curry Puffs and Joshua Haigh
Disc Jockey Joe Egg plays cock rock metal, grime and punk, and no show tunes
Door Butches: Libro and Tink
Plus Live Wrestling and Cock Fights
Dress code: Football Shirts, Hob Nail Boots, Anything Unwashed
No Spitting - No Touching - No Ballet Permitted
Duckie has been a big part of Happy Valley Pride for years. An Olivier award-winning, iconic club night with its tongue firmly in its cheek. This is our Saturday night party and always sells out, so grab those tickets while you can!
Duckie is a club and performance night for grown up’s and will include sensitive material, strictly over 18’s only.
Event Information
Access:
Seating: this is a standing event but limited seating can be reserved. Please contact The Trades Club directly: https://thetradesclub.com/accessibility
Vibe: this will be a fairly loud event featuring live music and performance art
Wheelchair access: fully accessible. Please see the walk-through video below for more information or visit https://thetradesclub.com/accessibility
Toilets: One gender neutral standard cubicle and one gender neutral accessible toilet at ground level, plus two gendered toilets on the first floor
Food & Drink: Alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks are served at the bar
Walk-round video - wheelchair access
